Dark Roast. Darker Jokes. - Limited Edition Mug (11oz/15oz)

“Dark Roast. Darker Jokes.” — I Speak Fluent Caffeine (11oz/15oz)

Hey, you. Yeah, you with the sleepy eyes and sharp wit. I’m the mug that understands you: I hold your dark roast, laugh at your darker jokes, and show up every single day without cracking under pressure.

Why I’m Not Your Average Mug

• I’m original: my artwork was hand‑drawn by Sense Serenity—no templates, no mass‑market copycats.

• I’m rare: strictly limited to 100 pieces, each individually numbered. When the last one’s gone, that’s the punchline.

• I’m built to be used: microwave me, dishwasher me, repeat. I don’t flake, fade, or whine.

Pick Your Pour

• 11oz: the focused, no‑nonsense morning hit.

• 15oz: the “don’t talk to me until noon” edition.

What Makes Me Special (besides my attitude)

• Finish: a smooth matte‑gloss that looks premium without trying too hard.
• Feel: balanced weight, comfy handle—stays steady when life doesn’t.
• Safety first: lead‑free, BPA‑free ceramic. Your brew deserves better than mystery materials.
• Each comes with its own numbered card—because yes, I’m collectible, but I’m still here to work.

How I Fit Your Routine

I’m made for daily sips and endless refills.

I play nice with your microwave and your dishwasher.

I keep your style sharp and your sarcasm sharper.

The Value (Let’s Keep It Real)

You’re not buying a generic cup—you’re getting a hand‑drawn, small‑batch piece with personality. I’m made to last, designed to stand out, and limited to 100. That’s quality you can feel every morning, not a logo you’ll hide in the cabinet.

Quick Specs (no fluff)

• Sizes: 11oz or 15oz

• Material: premium ceramic, lead‑free, BPA‑free

• Care: microwave safe, dishwasher safe

• Finish: matte‑gloss

• Limited run: 100 total, individually numbered (numbered card included)

My Promise

I’ll keep your coffee hot, your humor darker, and your mornings a little braver. If caffeine is your love language and irony your dialect, I’m your daily confidant.

Scarcity Note

No. X/100 — once it’s gone, it’s gone.