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“Not Today, Hooman” – Women’s Boxy Fit Tee with Coffee Dragon Design | Artwear from Sense Serenity
Meet Me, the “Not Today, Hooman” Tee
(Yes, I am judging your energy level.)
Hey. Yeah, you with the alarm clock trauma. I’m the “Not Today, Hooman” tee—and I was literally brewed for your vibe.Â
Made from the softest 100% ring-spun cotton and rocking that relaxed, boxy silhouette, I’m here for the groggy mornings, the dragon moods, and the sacred ritual that is... coffee before conversation.
One-of-a-Kind, Like You
I wear a custom hand-drawn fantasy illustration by my creator (an actual magical artist), so what’s printed on me isn’t some tired clipart—it’s a sleepy little dragon soaking in a hot mug of caffeinated self-defense.Â
That makes me a wearable piece of art, not just a t-shirt.
I’m made to turn heads, spark smirks, and silently scream "Approach with espresso."
Built for Comfort. Born to Sass
- Fabric: 100% ring-spun US cotton—soft, breathable, and preshrunk
- Fit: Boxy cut with dropped shoulders = effortlessly cool and comfy
- Weight: Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) that drapes just right
- Feel: Garment-dyed for that lived-in softness from day one
- Label: Tear-away, because no one needs scratchy drama
I’m here to look relaxed and feel like your favorite old tee, but still show up with serious style. Whether you're lounging, gaming, or dodging the entire human race—I'm down.
Why I'm Worth It
You’re not buying just another printed tee—you’re adopting a mood, a mini art piece, and an attitude in cotton form.Â
My creator designs each piece from scratch, one unique illustration at a time, so you won't find me in chain stores or basic closets.Â
I’m lovingly American-made from thread to thought.
Wearing me says: “I’m tired, fabulous, and in no mood for nonsense.” And let's be real... that’s priceless.
Find Your Fit
I’m a women's boxy tee, which means I run relaxed and a little cropped.Â
Perfect for pairing with high-waisted jeans or layering like the style wizard you are. Want that oversized slouchy look? Size up and let the breeze in.
- Sizes: Available from S to 2XL
- Colors:Â Ivory, Butter, Chalky Mint, Orchid, Peachy, Pepper, Black
Final Word from Your New Favorite Shirt
I'm not just a tee—I'm a warning label with wings. So next time someone tries to speak to you before that first sip, just point to me and say, “Talk to the dragon.”
Now, go on. Add me to your life. Let’s raise some mugs and lower some expectations.
Specifications
| Boxy Tee Colors | Ivory, Butter, Chalky Mint, Orchid, Peachy, Pepper, Black |
| Boxy Tee Sizes | S, M, L, XL, 2XL |